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"You're at the beach with your friend Tito (who still owes you a favor when you saved the Boss Claw, who had decided to discontinue his pursuit of Inspector Gadget), which on this occasion he wore a costume that you yourself have built with a rubber band and the constellation of the scales.
You look around and notice the beach many celebrities like the bad copy of Botticelli's Venus, a guy dressed as Geronimo Stilton (the mouse who writes the books), the double of Charlie Chaplin who came first and the dancers at the famous spot of parmesan cheese (the one that makes pa-pa-pa pa parmigiano re re-re-re-re-re-Reggiano).
rummaging in the bag that contains everything you need (towels, jackets Tito for the poor who can not swim, but deflated because we need is another that you please, mussels for lunch, to defuse a nuclear missile to pass the time during tanning), but you realize with horror that you forgot sunscreen to avoid sunburn. Hundreds of feet of hot sand separating you from civilization and the center of tanning, as always you have to arraggiare "
To obtain the coveted cream, in addition to the items listed above, you can serve only your talent and these objects that you found on the beach: a 500 lire coin, two Bengal tigers (white) and monkfish.
A- Alas! This situation is very complex and if you do not come out in danger of ruining my beautiful skin. And then tomorrow I have to participate in the Mr. Universe contest, with a cracked skin not win for sure. Anyway 'nuff said! I have an hour to get that cream, the time is up you can call me "without the skin." I try to apply the cream, but no one pays me. With a furtive movement
I can approppiarmi glasses the fake Geronimo Stilton.
amplifying the heat of the sun with the lens can dissolve the 500-lire coin. The model in the shape of bracelet that then do the nasty Venus in exchange for its shell (shell to say why it is actually a codpiece). I take one of the two halves of the shell and break to form sharp shards that jet near the foot of the dancers "Parmigiano Reggiano". I call the dancers, saying well-ballads as well as the Gianluca GF9 is good to sing "Blue." They are approaching, but angry not aware of shards and start to jump in pain. He approached a crowd interested start paying to see the new dance of the summer and I collect the money (they could always serve) with the other valve of the shell.
Now I only have half an hour, the 2tigri, monkfish and a valve of a shell that contains $ 150,000 collected by the dance of the dancers that I have dubbed "MacGyver Dance 2.0".
I break the valve and get a razor with which the fur of rare Bengal tigers with a sleeping pill to calm down while I extracted from anglerfish. With this confenziono a fur coat to do a Charlie Chaplin impersonator in exchange for his trick. With the makeup of the valve and the remains of a shell, disguised tigers by two singers, I disguise from Morgan and utter the following sentence "I found two young talents, you hear them sing?" frighten bathers fleeing e io potrò usare le loro creme. In quanto a Tito, ho trovato il modo con cui si può sdebitare: darà da mangiare alle tigri. Voi vi chiederete con che cosa e io vi dirò solo che non sentiremo più parlare di lui. (inviata da Tommylovechucknorris)
B- Beh.. sicuramente devo trovare il modo per diminuire l'impatto dei raggi uva sulla mia pelle. Dono al sosia di chaplin le mie 500 lire convincendolo che siamo ancora negli anni 90. Per farlo ingaggio una gara di Lambada con i ballerini del parmigiano reggiano. Commosso, chaplin mi chiede cosa può fare per meritarsi questa luccicante moneta. Con l'aria di chi non chiede un favore, faccio intendere che gradirei una granita fredda. Il buon chaplin si dirige di consequenza verso il vicino banchino dei gelati.
Intanto inizio a triturare finemente la coda di rospo e ne creo una poltiglia densa sotto la supervisione di stilton che come tutti sappiamo è un ottimo trituratore di code di rospo.
Si iniziano a sentire delle grida dal banchino dei gelati. Chaplin infatti, insiste di voler pagare la granita 300 lire. Ne viene fuori una colluttazione dove il gelataio rimane ucciso e chaplin scappa con il bottino lasciando però sulla spiaggia un bel bicchierone di granita fresca.
Prendo la granita la mischio con la coda di rospo, e la faccio bere alle due tigri. Prima della reazione ho solo 7 minuti.prendo la bomba atomica e imposto il timer. L'intruglio sta facendo effetto. le due tigri begin to powerfully shit shit and gas. shit and gas. po po po po .. gas gas gas gas only. FSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS the time has come! assure the atomic bomb to the back of tigers. with a lighter and light it up their asses. The two tigers started as a missile target: Sun
10 minutes after an explosion on the stratosphere creates a pall of smoke that significantly reduces UV rays, although they told me that on that beach the seagulls have 3 heads now. However finalemnte can sunbathe in peace. (Contributed by RabbercioRum)
