"Despite nearly forty years and already have tens of children around the world, your father will not stop to find odd jobs to do during the summer (and that is the only three weeks of vacation that gives you the foundation Phoenix): Last year you painted all the fences in the county of Hazard, the year before you have taught Russian in Francis the Talking Mule the year before that you sold cookware and mattresses with George Mastrota to be your supervisor.
This year we expect a job for ice cream in Pamplona. Of course you do not want to upset your old and so I procured a white t-shirt, a pair of white pants and a white Capellino Binarelli autographed by the magician during a course in Arkansas. Before leaving everything thrown in the washing machine with a compound of invention that will give your clothes a wonderful aroma of pistachio, you will certainly establish a new sales record. "
Unfortunately, one of your socks red tuxedo ends accidentally in the washer with the whites and the end of washing you find a complete blood red with the signature of the magician Binarelli written in relief on the cap. As always, time is running out and you decide to go that way, but when you arrive and get off the taxi you see that is San Fermin and is in the classic running of the bulls through the streets of Pamplona. This time is not easy, but fortunately for my life you can count on: a watermelon, a vuvuzela (trumpet so dear to the South African fans) and a sloth.
A- Tired, but still not willing to give grief to my father, I decided to immediately instruct the sloth, to 'Art of War. After ten minutes I am served, I reach a stand of the party, they recovered a red pepper to put on the backside to the AIS, to make them understand it must also move quickly. To which we put in front of the hall of bulls, which will soon arrive, I begin to play the African trumbalè which hypnotizes the participants in the festival of San Fermin, and, still playing, let the AIS has strategically guiding them one by one , a barrier to human pyramid with revelers hypnotized, right on the driveway cordoned prepared for the bulls. As soon as you start to hear the sound of hooves, call me the sloth, and stop the sound 5 seconds before the 'arrival of the oxen.
Together with the mascot we enjoy the spectacle of the barrier from the position lying on the ground beef, now rimbabita the clash, and we celebrate this' yet another incredible success, dined with a 'watermelon in the meantime we had put on ice. How many remains prepare a shack "STEAKS AND FRESH WATERMELON FROST, by Mark and Brad" and make money to give us a week's vacation in the city. (Contributed by Skhammy)
B-Ah, the running of the bulls in Pamplona, \u200b\u200bhow many good memories. As a child I enjoyed put the horns on his head and chasing people and take a horn, but this time what will be taken to goring I will not if he thought of something immediately. But why do not I went to my father (who is 75 years old that no longer holds up) and I have not yelled at him, "Do you understand that I no longer '10 YEARS AND WORK GIA 'I have it ??????????? WATCH OUT FOR THAT an erupting volcano using only a Handkerchief, 5 MAGIC ICE CREAM AND A BALL NOT 'Child's Play MICA. THESE ARE THE ONLY 3 WEEKS TO LEAVE ME OUT OF THE PHOENIX ASSOCIATION AND NOT GRANTING ME NE 'OTHER. YOU UNDERSTAND ????????????????????????????????". There is only one reason for what I do: it is my Dad and a huge part of my perception, I owe to him.
Returning to the present. In issuing a special ultrasound with my vuvuzela, I can call me Francis the Talking Mule, I say to distract the bulls and that's if you do give in exchange for a juicy watermelon. Aprofitto of this small time to remove all the seeds watermelon (without opening it as I taught my friend Chuck Norris) and put them into vuvuzela that will put into the mouth of Sloth and turn it into a machine gun. I will use this gun to eliminate the bulls. After the Spaniards to forgive me, will organize a concert with the AIS where I'll play with my vuvuzela "Chocolate Ice Cream" Pupo and with great success (especially advertising for my ice cream). (Contributed by Tommylovechucknorris)
