Friday, September 11, 2009

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35- Il quiz (In onore del grande Mike)

"State participating in the version of" VIP "de" The Wheel of Fortune "with the Commissioner and the legendary Rex Mr. Denim, the man who should not ever ask for (and in fact is last), when to Suddenly the entire audience rises suddenly possessed by a demonic force and the cry of "Turn it, Turn it!" is launched against the valley, a former model, fresh Icelandic degree of specialization in "Advanced Siliconologia: no thank you I'd rather I do the third tit ", which takes refuge in the first place: a Citroen Diane all inclusive."

course of the valley do not you could care less, but the first prize was real reason for which you have agreed to participate in the quiz. You have to stop the public as soon as possible and to do that the announcer has bothered to run: TeleMike of the original poster, Pippo the Hippo incontinent and a glass of grappa (Yes, that!)





























Skhammy: What do ... the situation that is being created, is very embarrassing and difficult to resolve. In a moment of despair, accompanied by a thought "but who the hell 'is Mo'o ago'..." Seeking the 'energy, conviction and stupidity required to solve the problem, in the famous shot of Grappa, "is just that." The finish now, and realizing that is not enough, throw an ultrasonic whistle, which can be detected only by Rex model and the limited mental faculties despite the degree definitely get the professor to pulling chinotto cosmetic surgery, in which 'span of a nanosecond they approach me pending orders, having understood the tone of the call from the modulation of the whistle. I order another glass to the model (the one you own) che mi porta istantaneamente, avendo chiesto un passaggio a superman che era tra il pubblico, che a sua volta ha chiesto a Chuck Norris nasconto dietro le telecamere impegnato a soddisfare le donne della troupe, notoriamente più veloce di lui, ed al commissario rex di morsicare sui coglioni il sig. Denim, che mi è sempre stato sulla fava.

Ora che sono pronto, metto il poster di TeleMichele annodato al collo a mo' di superman, che rosica d' invidia essendo tra il pubblico, solo perchè il mio mantello è indubbiamente più bello e colorato del suo, ed a cavallo dell' ippopotamo bluazzurro, mi lancio tra la Diane e l' orda inferocità che gli si sta scalgiando contro ormai fuori dalla ragione. Come arrivo sulla loro traiettoria, si fermano, in un momento di smarrimento generale (ammettiamolo, un tipo incredibilmente geniale, a cavallo di un ippopotamo che sta pisciano in tutto lo studio, con mantellina svolazzante, non puo' lasciare indifferenti), momento di cui approfitto per scendere dalla mia cavalcatura, e mettendomi di schiena di fronte al pubblico, faccio sventolare la fatidica bandiera di Telemike. Il momento è solenne, le "casalinghe di Voghera immancabilmente presenti tra il pubblico, immediatamente riconoscono il potente simbolo irretitore di svariati giovedì sera della loro giovinezza, ricordano i primi momenti del loro matrimonio, e il gradito inebetimento che gli dava la trasmissione, come momento di riposo dalle pulizie concesso loro dal marito per guardare together what 'only, unmissable, exceptional event that the' man-presenter brought in their miserable homes and daily lives, and prostrate themselves in adoration in front of what 'idol votive immediately copied by the rest of the public trained as oxen, whose presence among effettivamene cows, white spotted black.

At that time, Chuck Norris, amused and amazed by the result of saying "you have been a good boy, not seen you down 'last episode of Walker Texas Ranger, in return for this hilarious interlude, I grant you a wish." In response to my request, the head of man 'Denim jumps off with a fast rotating football, as no one has ever served for advertising, look at him, recognizing that is so much better. Thank you Chuck Norris, I step on the recovery model and Diane, not before d 'to have grasped the bottle placed on a pedestal next to the machine (you just that!), I walk away and break through the scene with Diane, leaving the audience in prostrate a 'worship that could not even Giucas box, and you do not know until last, while breasted begins to fumble with the buttons of his trousers to show his gratitude, showing how he really used his intelligence quotient to' graduation examination . I walk away and then toward the sun, looking in the rearview mirror rex running after me, getting smaller in the mirror, wanting to have me as owner
(Contributed by Skhammy).