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23- L'impostore

"Some thieves thirsting for revenge against you have been introduced in the database of the supermarket where you usually go shopping every weekend and through the manipulation of loyalty card information obtained Confidential as: the name of your hairdresser's maiden name, how many times a day given to drink to the plants and what eats that big alligator that lives in your septic system. These unscrupulous individuals are planning to delete them and replace them with an accomplice, who, after being subjected to thousands of plastic surgery (from behind) as it resembles a drop of water. Once properly istruitolo decide to give it a try and send him to dinner by your grandmother. "

Coincidentally, however, that night you decide that you should go to visit her, since it is since 1984 that there see, so, as you enter the kitchen, you are faced impostor eating tortellini in broth. While your grandmother is in heaven, why did you go to see her twice in the same evening, you do not take it well at all and hired a duel to the death with the perpetrator. Fortunately, you have three very deadly weapons: a cactus-ball, a handful of pistachios and a USB cable.


















A- Dopo alcune ore arrivo a casa della nonna, non che abiti poi così lontano da dove vivo anzi a dire il vero siamo vicini di casa, ma nel raggiungerla ho perso un po’ di tempo per andare ad acquistare del vino in cartoccio giusto per non presentarmi a mani vuote e visto che c’ero ho risolto il problema che aveva il vecchio distributore di sigarette del tabaccaio che vive lì all’angolo e disinnescato un ordigno risalente alla seconda guerra mondiale con cui giocavano alcuni bambini al parco.

Giunto a casa della nonna vengo letteralmente travolto dalla sua vena euforica, poveretta, per la demenza senile non solo farnetica qualcosa riguardo al fatto che sarei andato a trovarla due volte nello stesso giorno ma scambiando il mio inseparabile cactus portafortuna per la mia faccia lo bacia per poi dirmi che è il caso che mi faccia la barba. Le strappo il cactus dalle mani e lo sostituisco con il cartone del tavernello che, ovviamente, la rende più che felice e mentre va a metterlo in fresco in cucina mi reco in sala da pranzo dove vedo niente popò di meno che... me medesimo... di spalle ma... pur sempre ME!!! Acc... questo non lo posso proprio sopportare: come è possibile che ci sia un mio sosia in casa della nonna? Un impostore? NO! Non possono assolutamente esistere due me... io sono l’unico e solo. Non resta che una cosa da fare: sfidarlo. Riempio bene d’aria i polmoni e lo chiamo “ehi tu!” si turns ... Nope I do not like that much ... I'm more lean and beautiful and then I do not have some idiot that smile on your face ... I challenge him to a fight to the death and I start in fighting position by launching the pistachios on the floor as soon begins to move in my direction. Of course, tumbling falls to the ground and I gain a few moments of calm and tranquility, precious seconds that allow me to tie the ball to the USB cable plugs (cactus), which, of course, start to spin in the air in performing stunts just before film disfigured by blows of the features of bat pinned and strangle him with the cord.

The grandmother who is rather short-sighted and ecstatic screams that I believe is showing in a dance in his honor and does not realize just about anything, even congratulated me for being a really model student in the school dance to which I joined last year as a Christmas present. Walk away with an excuse grandmother and I get rid of the corpse, so I substitute him and I shop for the infiltrate in order to get rid of the criminal organization that sent it. (Contributed by Nico)

B- My dear old mother, is worth a visit since he taught me to give birth to children with a magnet using the iron of the little bones of the child. She arrived I had to show him the badge that trip to Cobot Cove to ask my counterpart (as if you did not know already) if your machine is its double row because I'm doing fine. He fled to remove it, and on his return, threatened to hurt the beloved grandmother does not speak and I'll explain everything. He is too identified with the part and he loves the old as if it were his real grandmother then tells me everything. At that point, the grandmother, old but not stupid, it recognizes the way I do (all his teachings), take cable and cactus, connects them with the speed of a woman who connects cactus and USB cable, and throws them against the face of 'impostor not seeing more stumbles here and there to finish off the balcony thanks to my secret shot of legs crossing (also called tripping). Removed quell'impiccione finish the tortellini in brodo (il mio piatto preferito) e dopo andiamo insieme a sgominare l'organizzazione. facendomi passare per il loro collega. (inviata da Fr3d3r!ck)

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22- L'aeroporto

"Grande festa alla corte di Francia, un sms lapidario di un vostro fratello residente da anni in Europa vi annuncia che siete diventato zio di Oscar. Il nome vi risulta alquanto equivoco: sarà maschio o sarà femmina? Il messaggio non lo dice, ciononostante siete decisi a partire per fargli visita al più presto in modo da non sciupare l’opportunità di “lavorare” su un cervello immacolato e nuovo di zecca: al momento non avete figli e lui/lei potrebbe essere un vostro degno erede. Giunti all’aeroporto closer, which is to Skatafacius in Connecticut, but you are dealing with some problems too: the crew is on strike, the ground would be to fly to go on strike, planes have empty shells on the runway, we have a foot of snow, but above the bar have finished the sandwiches with mortadella and people are beginning wicked. "

You too have a little peckish and opt for a chocolate bar from the vending machine, but unfortunately you realize that there is only one and before you have three people: the driver Ambrose, Gabibbo and that nice girl who cares every time Andrew Howe.
Conquest finger is of vital importance, because the main ingredient of a well known fuel your manufacturing. Thank goodness you can count on three items of particular value: a wooden spoon, a guy dressed as a harlequin and a curious dolphin .

A - good, an heir, he I needed since I'm getting old. I must see him at once to understand what he is capable, and will not be any strike or some centimeter of snow to stop. First we have to take the bar. Arriving at the machine, in addition to 3 am in front of harlequin also provided: the spoon so the gift is taken for the cook of the crowd and then never see him again più.Fatto this, referring to the juliana Gabibbo that awaits him topless in the bathroom. He, horny like a penguin in front of a porno, run away from taking off after departure Gabibbo to run faster. I wear it and I say to Ambrose, who curiously is the driver of Gabibbo and has not seen the skit before, to fetch the SUV with snow plow integrated (my other invention by combining 10 yard paddle made for the same Gabibbo) to clear the track. Only two went to that big break is ... uh ... nice ragazzza which has already ordered the finger and is expected to go down.

Check the machine, and I say to the girl who won a trip to France with me (I'm always Gabibbo) but we must start now, and not even give the time to take the bar because I put in front of us, and stealth move, be my own snacks. She is hesitant and when he sees that I'm going to offer the trip to Andrew Howe had just arrived, agrees to make the n-th despite the athlete. When you arrive at check-in, the clerk brings us to simply making him the autograph (big fan of Gabibbo), where we find ourselves on track. Here we are meeting two pilots and a hostess really nice, too, fans of the doll designed by Antonio Ricci, we would leave immediately if not for the snow. I say no problem, I call Ambrose tested with the whistle of Will Smith and I clear the runway. Now we can finally leave, and this time I will be well in the company. The dolphin will be my gift to Oscar, who I hold in my life in the aircraft during the journey and floods the bathroom, and bolted with my luggage nice and heavy. (Contributed by Fr3d3r! Ck)

B- I read carelessly the SMS from my brother, we do not speak praticamente più da quando ho scoperto di essere figlio unico. Tuttavia, la notizia mi incuriosisce. Questo o questa Oscar potrebbero essere il nipote che non ho a causa dell'inesistenza di mio fratello. Certo, c'è qualcosa che mi sfugge in tutto ciò. Potrei chiedere chiarimenti ai miei genitori se non si ostinassero a dirmi che non hanno figli. Rileggo con maggiore attenzione il messaggio, e poi ancora finché, fraintendendone il senso capisco di essere invitato alla Corte di Francia per l'assegnazione di un Oscar. In fondo me lo merito. Quale migliore occasione per fare un favore al mondo regalando a Monica Bellucci un apparecchietto di mia invenzione che migliora la dizione e le capacità recitative ? Certo l' apparecchietto è anche in grado di risolvere il problema delle carestie, ma la recitazione della Bellucci è una piaga di gran lunga più grave e ha la precedenza. Ne sto giusto parlando in aeroporto con un tizio vestito da Arlecchino che mi segue da un pò con un delfino sottobraccio, quando scopro che gli aerei non decollano per l'ennesimo sciopero del personale di volo aizzato dal solito sindacalista che li esorta a smettere di avere la testa tra le nuvole e di restare con i piedi per terra. Non è un problema, tanto quando mai si è visto un aeroporto senza sciopero ? Ogni volta porto con me il necessario per fabbricarmi da solo il combustibile.

Il problema della neve è presto risolto, mi basta sussurrare al sindacalista che ho un certo quantitativo di "neve" get rid of that. You know how these politicians are. We also gain some money and with that I head for the nearest chocolate bar. With the bologna sandwiches I would get a better fuel, but unfortunately I feel that they are completed. As I always say "you know how to arrange." The vending machine is a single row and there is precious finger. Fortunately recognize Ambrose, known dealer of sweets, and I came up with the spoon that I carry with me forever. Air angels tell him that his Countess, which today is considered overweight, decided to go on a diet of porridge and I have to hand them the spoon. With a flash in the left eye Ambrose, fearing dismissal if the Countess riuscirà a liberarsi della dipendenza dai dolciumi, si impossessa del cucchiaio e corre via cercando di arrivare in tempo per sostituire il semolino della sua padrona con del budino alla crema.
Passo al Gabibbo ventilando l'idea che un'aspirante velina lo cerca per fargli vedere la sua agilità in acqua ..senza costume. Lui corre via alla ricerca della candidata prima ancora che io specifichi che si tratta del delfino curioso.
Facile indicare alla simpatica ragazza il tipo vestito da Arlecchino e dirle che si tratta di Andrew Howe che ha deciso di travestirsi così per non farsi riconoscere, e fregare ancora, da lei.
Dimentica della barretta, la ragazza va a tormentare l'Arlecchino che così la smette di seguirmi e mi lascia libero di possession of Barret and make my fuel.
The rest is a breeze.
Resist, soon Bellucci will play better than Bette Davis! (Contributed by Hocus Pocus)

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Dear Friends McGyver,

technical and tactical reasons for not depending on my will, I will be very difficult to update the blog in the coming days and probably even during the next week , so do not worry! I'll be back soon, in the meantime some aspect of your great solutions!

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21- Zia Jessica

"Your dear Aunt Jessica wrote to you a tearful letter, which asks you to immediately reach Cobot Cove. One of his neighbor, Mr. Sola, of clear Italian origin, was brutally murdered by blows to her ice cream cone and poking his nose into Confidential surveys of the local police, the sheriff has put on the trail of the murderer. Wrong. The killer is the local gang leader, a man who can play the sax upside down, but the sheriff is on the trail of a dangerous serial killer in Lower Bavaria. "

The fate of her aunt that you are more enterprising in your hands. And 'she who has taught many of the things you never wanted to know and you can not abandon it to its fate. To unmask the real murderess Mr. Sola and save Aunt Jessica you bring these three items: a bit 'of cash, a (bad) tile and mole.





















A- Oh dear aunt, Jessica, is a lot that I did not feel. Since I have nothing to do delivery to Cobot Cove, but just got in the car I realized that, in this country do not even know existed. But I hear that instead of the mole knows him well (as is his place of birth) and in exchange for cash and the promise not to disclose his identity to the other competitors, I do lead to the destination. Once in Cobot Cove, threatens to reveal all its secrets if I return the money, she tries to fight back and I lie down with a "tile" in the head. After cutting my hands with a bill so that it has the distinctive form of letters to form and use the word "Police". Paste everything in my wallet with my saliva, which shows the sheriff. I do not see much convinced until the approach my notes remaining. Now the sheriff is one of ours, and (are always one of his superiors with the badge) to stop Aunt Jessica as a potential suspect, convincing the My view psychology.
With Aunt "safe" I go to the ringleader, at that time is the afternoon nap, and grating on the face with my trusty boxcutter the tile so it looks like to me, so when I arrive (in disguise), the sheriff and the mole, the latter, eager to avenge the blow suffered, she attacked the fake me with all his forces causing terror in the man who confesses with the sheriff's prayer cell and then put it in safe the angry mole.

The case was closed earlier in the evening and Aunt Jessica, who released immediately after the arrest of the killer, forgives us because basically we did our job. In the end, bastard as I am also revealed to the public the identity of our friendly friend, causing a drastic decrease of plays and the failure of the project (which I never even liked). Until next time! (Contributed by Fr3d3r! K)

B- Aunt Jessica, the usual meddling! Whenever the next murder (and god knows how many daughters have killed) I have to pull out of trouble! On the other hand without her I would not know how to build an anti-aircraft using a rolling pin kitchen and 2 cups of sand ... so vado.Per first step from Italy, where do I get my old friend Simona Ventura to exchange my Talpa with its famous Island. Without this fetch Vladimir Luxuria, I come in handy / a. I then save the sheriff in Bavaria, this has not seen a woman since 1976, when it happened by accident on a film set at red lights. Taking advantage of its cataract, slits for Luxuria Miss Oktober Fest, he may fall, falls in love and runs away with her / him. Who knows what a surprise under the covers ...!
Vado Cobot Cove and then withdrawn from ATMs all banknotes of Monopoly that I have on my account. I realize that is not enough, why do two laps of the city, passing by Via and thus gaining additional 40,000 pounds (U.S. ?!?). I can now buy the electrical company, as well as the water company that allows me to double i guadagni se uno finisce sulla casellina. Ora devo solo trovare il boss locale. Lo riconosco subito dalla bocca insolitamente enorme, necessaria per suonare un sax a rovescio. lo pedino fino a casa e la mattina successiva mi presento come tecnico elettricista per un controllo. Lui mi fa entrare e si rimette a far colazione, alché io suggerisco:"ci vorrebbe una merendina da mangire col latte; vuole un tegolino?" e gli porgo la tegola. Lui ride tantissimo per questa esilarante battuta ed io ho il tempo di collegare la corrente al suo sax. A questo punto gli chiedo una performance sonora come pagamento e lui, convinto di risparmiare qualche dollaro, accetta; grazie alla corrente a 220 volts si produce in un assolo strepitoso che fa sbiancare anche jimmy Hendrix; poi is reduced to ashes. It 's done. The drawn through the vacuum cleaner to leave no traces and go celebrate with her aunt, who is already taking the new neighbor, the John Fitzgerald Kennedy. (Contributed by giovane_skywalker)