"Your dear Aunt Jessica wrote to you a tearful letter, which asks you to immediately reach Cobot Cove. One of his neighbor, Mr. Sola, of clear Italian origin, was brutally murdered by blows to her ice cream cone and poking his nose into Confidential surveys of the local police, the sheriff has put on the trail of the murderer. Wrong. The killer is the local gang leader, a man who can play the sax upside down, but the sheriff is on the trail of a dangerous serial killer in Lower Bavaria. "
The fate of her aunt that you are more enterprising in your hands. And 'she who has taught many of the things you never wanted to know and you can not abandon it to its fate. To unmask the real murderess Mr. Sola and save Aunt Jessica you bring these three items: a bit 'of cash, a (bad) tile and mole.
A- Oh dear aunt, Jessica, is a lot that I did not feel. Since I have nothing to do delivery to Cobot Cove, but just got in the car I realized that, in this country do not even know existed. But I hear that instead of the mole knows him well (as is his place of birth) and in exchange for cash and the promise not to disclose his identity to the other competitors, I do lead to the destination. Once in Cobot Cove, threatens to reveal all its secrets if I return the money, she tries to fight back and I lie down with a "tile" in the head. After cutting my hands with a bill so that it has the distinctive form of letters to form and use the word "Police". Paste everything in my wallet with my saliva, which shows the sheriff. I do not see much convinced until the approach my notes remaining. Now the sheriff is one of ours, and (are always one of his superiors with the badge) to stop Aunt Jessica as a potential suspect, convincing the My view psychology.
With Aunt "safe" I go to the ringleader, at that time is the afternoon nap, and grating on the face with my trusty boxcutter the tile so it looks like to me, so when I arrive (in disguise), the sheriff and the mole, the latter, eager to avenge the blow suffered, she attacked the fake me with all his forces causing terror in the man who confesses with the sheriff's prayer cell and then put it in safe the angry mole.
The case was closed earlier in the evening and Aunt Jessica, who released immediately after the arrest of the killer, forgives us because basically we did our job. In the end, bastard as I am also revealed to the public the identity of our friendly friend, causing a drastic decrease of plays and the failure of the project (which I never even liked). Until next time! (Contributed by Fr3d3r! K)
B- Aunt Jessica, the usual meddling! Whenever the next murder (and god knows how many daughters have killed) I have to pull out of trouble! On the other hand without her I would not know how to build an anti-aircraft using a rolling pin kitchen and 2 cups of sand ... so vado.Per first step from Italy, where do I get my old friend Simona Ventura to exchange my Talpa with its famous Island. Without this fetch Vladimir Luxuria, I come in handy / a. I then save the sheriff in Bavaria, this has not seen a woman since 1976, when it happened by accident on a film set at red lights. Taking advantage of its cataract, slits for Luxuria Miss Oktober Fest, he may fall, falls in love and runs away with her / him. Who knows what a surprise under the covers ...!
Vado Cobot Cove and then withdrawn from ATMs all banknotes of Monopoly that I have on my account. I realize that is not enough, why do two laps of the city, passing by Via and thus gaining additional 40,000 pounds (U.S. ?!?). I can now buy the electrical company, as well as the water company that allows me to double i guadagni se uno finisce sulla casellina. Ora devo solo trovare il boss locale. Lo riconosco subito dalla bocca insolitamente enorme, necessaria per suonare un sax a rovescio. lo pedino fino a casa e la mattina successiva mi presento come tecnico elettricista per un controllo. Lui mi fa entrare e si rimette a far colazione, alché io suggerisco:"ci vorrebbe una merendina da mangire col latte; vuole un tegolino?" e gli porgo la tegola. Lui ride tantissimo per questa esilarante battuta ed io ho il tempo di collegare la corrente al suo sax. A questo punto gli chiedo una performance sonora come pagamento e lui, convinto di risparmiare qualche dollaro, accetta; grazie alla corrente a 220 volts si produce in un assolo strepitoso che fa sbiancare anche jimmy Hendrix; poi is reduced to ashes. It 's done. The drawn through the vacuum cleaner to leave no traces and go celebrate with her aunt, who is already taking the new neighbor, the John Fitzgerald Kennedy. (Contributed by giovane_skywalker)
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