"Be quiet dinner in your kitchen with an excellent stew and a raccoon sought Portorognè of '81, when a sudden knock at the door. And 'your family banker: Gianfausto and is very excited to inform you that because it has invested all your savings bonds. You stay right away very surprised, because you did not know that the family of James Bond had a listed company, taken by the enthusiasm but also uncorked a sparkling Sgancia to celebrate. The next morning
Gianfausto sends you a telegram warning them that unfortunately your bonds are worth less than Argentina and the paper they're printed: of course, was appalled. Captured by a slight tingling in hands, you decide that "appalled" is really too little for a family of bankers that level, and decides to go looking for the Cayman Islands. "
Unfortunately the telephone of the islands there are 12 Gianfausto Maria and I ran you do not want to waste more precious time to find him. Thankfully, to help you find you have with you: an old ticket of pools, the polenta and Uan.
A- (Biblical) ) Gianfausto, Gianfausto ... always the same, no doubt about it ... is this the way to repay me after I have always passed all the tasks of languages \u200b\u200bin elementary and middle? Yes, ok, they were all wrong and why we have rejected eight times, but it's the thought that counts and then, thanks to me you always passed by 10 to math and praise you for a career I also had to demonstrate compliant against the blonde ex-underwear model suffers from nymphomania to ensure the promotion ...
After a moment of confusion during which I could not comprehend this gesture I rushed to the airport where they had the usual problems of strikes of the crew who had already given me problems before. This time however, the resolution of the problem is easier than expected: While searching for a quick departure meeting un'escamotage Uan that recognizes me immediately, when we were both pretty famous I was a regular customer, was crazy about my drug-based Sacher cut Lysol ... with nothing but clean and beautiful inside out!
Talking of this and that I discovered that he was about to take his private jet but that he lacked the fuel which, of course, given the problems occurred in one of the previous episodes I've already ready to use (never enough foresight) . Easily persuaded him to accompany me to the Cayman Islands: the bottom is on the run too, as my dear friend Gianfausto due to some problems with the tax authorities, it seems that you forgot to pay some taxes once since he had a fight with Bonolis: both liked the Iervolino Uan ... Since then he lost his job at the television station and is forced to take pictures at the supermarket accanto a babbo natale che tuttavia riscuote un maggiore successo.
Durante il viaggio in aereo vengo a conoscenza dei suoi problemi finanziari e quando, una volta raggiunta la destinazione, mi rendo conto del notevole seguito che Uan ha ancora tra i figli (ormai trentenni) degli immigrati italiani alle isole Caiman, che si sono persi il suo declino mediatico, mi viene una brillante idea: ho in tasca una vecchia schedina, già giocata nel 1984 e, mentre lui è distratto, la divido in due, quindi gliene mostro metà dopo aver modificato la data. Uan che è rimasto un po' indietro con i tempi per colpa di alcol e sifilide non si accorge delle piccole variazioni nelle schedine fino all'epoca attuale e così lo convinco facilmente che il vero reason for my trip is to recover the missing half of the ticket is in hand to dear Gianfausto and, with the promise to split the winnings with him, convinces him to help me in my search for Gian. We divide his followers into groups of about twenty people each and give them a slice of polenta that contains a powerful laxative my invention: Gian is a known polentone the northeast (Zone Cepletischis) and absolutely can not resist the charm of that polenta almost impossible to find the Caiman. Our allies, posing as his new neighbors, presented themselves to him with the "present": the real Gianfausto can not resist and eats the polenta while it is still on the door, according to the plans, the group of fans Uan sent him into the bathroom calling as planned. Unfortunately, a few slices of polenta were lost due to the unforeseen presence of a fan club Udinese, but this does not affect us: it is important to have caught the real Gianfausto.
When I arrive at the place I check that my allies have done a great job tying it to the Water with toilet paper and glue as John teaches Art attack (and bravo John! A good apprentice, is also my favorite pupil was not that persists in not wanting to make more useful things such as explosives).
Now I'm facing Gianfausto contain A barely itching of the hands in the meantime has increased, as it should be: I do not understand yet because of this gesture, and then asked him: "Gianfausto, as one might say that James Bond's family moved to Argentina and my money are gone?" To which he replies "is not that Bond had failed and that the ..." I interrupt him: "How could you do me a thing? Bond I can not fail: their films are still great ... You are run off with my money ... how could you, kind of a Pharisee? ". Gianfausto: "What! Forgot terrible embarrassment that I've thrown ... well ... you made my wife!" ... After a moment of silence and reflection in which I wonder when Gianfausto has never married and then recollection of those time that there were marked in a mountain church, the same when I had sacrificed for his recruitment, I have come to learn that I had sacrificed with, unbelievably, unless ... his wife, what a terrible mistake!
"But I ... I did it for you! Was your employer ... I have made EXCLUSIVELY for your promotion!"
Gianfausto looks at me and moved to tears, hugs me praising my fraternal spirit of friendship: how many other friends would do the same?!
In the next episode entitled "flight from the Cayman Islands" to follow-various images that anticipate some of the scenes footage, you'll discover how our dear Mc Giver has succeeded to cope with Uan-Closing Credits. (Contributed by Pliny)
B- "I ran in the Cayman Islands" when I say to some of the islanders, the only answer I get is, "and you did well with the current climate!". Start to discourage me and I think I already put the explosive under the house of all twelve Gianfausto list. But suddenly, on an old sheet of newspaper in which the fish wrap, it is a face noto.Uan ... but sure, I had heard that he had escaped abroad with the money and were useless Bonolis attempts of the latter to become "Superpaolo for rintracciarlo.Ecco where he had fled the old face teddy ! Moreover Uan was always one with the hair on my stomach I decided to get help from him and put the rumor that I'm trying to give the matrix of our old winning at totocalcio.In past he and I were strong players, We always bet on the winner of the Festival tutto.Tranne Sanremo.Giocatori yes, no fools! They spend about six minutes after I put the rumor waving the ticket in front of a woman selling flower garlands on the street. I knew that my choice would have been giusta.La woman resembles in all respects to Cicciolina and, with a mouth like that, is better than using a megaphone! I said six minutes, and I'm surrounded by some plush pink, really ugly and down 'disreputable air, che senza tanti giri di parole mi portano dal loro capo.E' un piacere rivedere il vecchio Uan.Certo ha messo su qualche chilo e le rughe attorno agli occhi rivelano quanto tempo sia passato.La voce però è quella di sempre quando mi saluta allegro dicendo " McGyyyyy uhauhauha, vecchia sola ! Come stai ? E Bonolis ? Non è venuto qui con te vero ?".Mi racconta che i peluche rosa che mi hanno scortato sono tutti figli suoi e di Cristina D'Avena ma che, per fortuna, non hanno preso molto dalla madre. A parte la fastidiosa abitudine di cantare sotto la doccia. Negli ultimi venti anni Uan è diventato una personalità malavitosa di spicco alle isole Cayman, pur mantenendosi sempre nell'ombra per timore di essere rintracciato da Bonolis.Gli spiego che I'm looking for someone who has cheated me, and when he stops laughing, convinces him to help me in exchange for winning the football pools coupon played together in 1985 and never collected because of its timely fuga.La trap is ready.
My Family Banker s-confidence in the palace of Uan is drawn on the pretext of an invitation to dinner. The plan is simple, using the properties of some garlands of flowers Cicciolina prepare my "special" polenta. "Gian Fausto has always been greedy for" polenta and Osei. "Especially for" Osei "attitude that allowed him to be very strada.La fateful night, disguised as Cristina D 'Avena, I see him get in his elegant tuxedo rosa.Probabilmente worn in honor of Uan.O perhaps because here can freely express his inclinations, who knows?! Dinner starts and when he brushes the first course I'm ready to jump out of my disguise. Him paralyzed and with no desire to polenta spiked, tell me where I actually finished my soldi.Ho always knew that he had not really invested Bond.Chi James never would? I've seen the last movie! A Tavana no such dream of even if my writers! So I leave the dear Gianfausto the care of many children of Uan, all gay because of the trauma of having had childhood Cristina D ' Oats as a reference female, and I run to catch maltolto.Devo hurry, I I calculated that about fifteen minutes before you realize that the Uan ticket, even if it was really successful, it is a little more esigibile.Per not have to show me the Cayman Islands, not bad, I apologize I will send a coupon latest Uan . That played the other day with Bonolis.Anzi could almost save the stamp and also do it to him to bring directly to him. (Contributed by Hocus Pocus)
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