"You have been invited to spend a weekend in the company of a famous film director and the red light of his wonderful actress on board of internationally renowned of one hundred fifty-six meters anchored his yacht off the coast of the Persian Gulf. One day prior to departure you go right in a beauty salon for the preparation of the case and to make you a nice tan total, guaranteed 24 months at zero rate of burns. Unfortunately, however, have not come to terms with the APR which happens to be 91% and at the end of the treatment results of a fluorescent orange bar reflectors. Not bad you spread two layers of virgin beeswax and a few hours later, a helicopter will download on the bow of the luxury yacht ".
soon as you get an arm raised in greeting and to attract the attention of the pupae of the great director, but from an American bomber exchange yours for a signal and an aircraft carrier to the yacht and prepare you for landing. The weekend is at risk and also the life of your favorite director: You must act! Fortunately, in case you have brought three objects of utility unexpected: a bottle chamomile shampoo, an ultrasonic whistle and a handful of black peppercorns.
A- quite surprised and annoyed at the same time the unfortunate misunderstanding that is being created, I begin to think, as fast as my superior intellectual faculties permit, how to resolve the situation. Unfortunately, the thinking is clouded by looking good girls awaiting my arrival (in all senses), and then, with a fit of nerves around me, fixed the aircraft that is moving ever closer to ruin the weekend by most wanted men, with a frown and decided to jump the girls, taking an ultrasonic whistle. The invitation to whistle, with the force with which usually takes another kind of work, and promptly to the call, comes from an extremely rare species of duck flew across the Atlantic-Pacific-golfese, which suffered under my orders placed with cold eyes and precise, I sollvano on their backs in flight, taking me behind the aircraft. While
gestured to move away from the pilot area, so I mistook for enemy east, since the color I wear. turns around, I bit, and start a fight between his machine guns and peppercorns mine. Then, moving with feline, in fact, bird, I wear my helpers to fly in front of the cabin of the 'apparatus, and produces a flip, just view the models on the yacht, I launch the driver against the sun to him, thinking (Knights Zodiac, burst d 'envy) and after shouting "If you're not afraid of this power, (pointing to my member giallissimo striped orange, which is now perfectly covers the sun, making it even more brilliant) fight," followed by a "criminal attack, energy !, Background of the glass 'cockpit, sprinkling the shield of the enemy with the shampoo Camomila, making it impossible to view, makes him lose control of the vehicle, leading him to fall. While the' plane falls, I am blown out by 'cabin, going to a dive in pike produrmi to 182 spins, (so I have time) targeting the sea side of the' boat. A meta percosro hear a voice in the distance, more or less where the driver is falling, that sounds like "Maaaathleyyyy ... qualcooosaaaaaaaa ago ...
heedless of the fact, I produce a perfect dive in without splashing, that the entire crew exhibits signs of vote 10.
went up to the yacht, showed me around My color to the girls, now lost for my wonderful performance, which I immediately approaching adoration. At that moment, seeing the scene the director asks me "How about turning the whole, with the addition of the final sex scene, and produce a movie called" Mc, the amazing adventures of the little tiger in the Persian Gulf? "I, looking lashing, hugged the two girls at my side, I print a kiss on the neck to the two and then watching the film straight into my eyes, I produce a "Sure, no problem" (Contributed by Skhammy)
B - Use shampoo with chamomile to prepare a concentrate with black pepper, a bottle of shampoo, half of grains in my possession and a couple of drops of beeswax that picks out of my skin. We plunge into the whistle and make a very large bubble, thanks to the properties of the pepper is very strong. We incorporates into the fighter who is being dragged away by the notorious Gulf Stream, in his beautiful bubble. With the remaining grains prepare a mixture of pepper, which spread on wax which are scattered, it will give me a touch spicy but sweet, making me irresistible ... The night is young! (Contributed by Rok)
C- grab my thick hair and squeeze, recovering about one liter of beeswax that I had sprinkled a few hours ago. The hair, however, I have become dry and, afraid of losing all my sex appeal, I make a chamomile shampoo and now I'm finally ready to take care of the plane. I take the whistle and the sound of the desperate barking from the hold appear immediately and friends of the boys .. Man, dogs worse than I could find! Now jump over the bridge and begins to dance the choreography by Steve Lachance, and is a show that frankly can not stand. At that point, with my trusty boxcutter finely crushed pepper, and add the beeswax and a little chamomile shampoo, I start getting an explosive mixture of petrol bombs at once as a kind of unfortunate.
The explosion projects them into the sea about a hundred meters from the yacht, and, in sign language that she taught me to Daniel Day Lewis festival of salami of Varzi, I barely have time to notify the pilot of the bomber's target to change the landing, sending him crashing Amici.Ora rightly against children that the danger is escaped, and I find myself surrounded by beautiful actresses and willing, I realize I have advanced quite a bit of beeswax, for sure I know how tease out their fantasies .. eh eh .. I'm going to polish the floor a little on the foredeck, I read about people Motors that women go crazy for the man of the house. (Contributed by Cervelloinferie)
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