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25- Natale

"We're gearing up for Christmas gifts: a set of fluorescent curlers for your aunt, a thermos of mulled wine flavored with curry powder for your grandfather and a couple of boxcutters Swiss collector for your grandchildren, when Suddenly, I catapulted my thoughts to the distant winter of 1963, the year when you stopped believing in Santa Claus.

That year he had written a nice scented letter, which asked
put one gift: a nuclear submarine rose autographed by Sean Connery. To make things easier to Santa Claus had appended a plan in which the plaintiff was addicted to sign a submarine rose from thousands of ecstatic fans.
Unfortunately that gift had not arrived: in its place a bike with Shimano promotional offer recycled from an old cooking pots with a castle, which is incidentally still in the garage. "

caught by a sincere emotion decide that now is the time to get that longed-submersible, in ten minutes turned the garage into a yard and you put yourself at work.
The material you have available is just for you: a coconut, a whip and Lassie.



















A- There should be more ... fluorescent curlers for her aunt who is afraid of the dark, the mulled wine for my grandfather and his friends of the anonymous alcoholics, boxcutters for their grandchildren for three years so they can play a "mortal challenge" ... But how sad Christmas!
I remember when I asked my father what Santa Claus had nothing to do with the birth of Baby Jesus ... I could not place it in the context of the teachings of Brother Tootles. Maybe this time there were already fires and Santa Claus had brought a gift to say the least original ...?
Moreover, I explained, I had also heard some noises in the night and saw Santa Claus playing with his mother who played the part of the reindeer. Seized by an inexplicable embarrassment my father revealed that Santa Claus really is him ... though not always apparently. The thing was to give him much trouble as he said with his eyes bloodshot. Unfortunately, he also made the tragic mistake of telling me that if he is Santa Claus, the mother is the Epiphany. The result was a furious argument between my parents who eventually separated.
Since then, I hate Christmas.

Also instead of just nuclear submarine that I asked I ended up with a stinking bike with Shimano in the end I left my father to go to work when my mother took away the car, home, bank account and the wardrobe up last sock (so that my father was arrested for indecent exposure on his way to work). Poor Dad, I will never forget his wise recommendations on the separation of assets. Seized with nostalgia that I decide it's time to revive the fortunes of the home.

The photograph of Sean Connery who signs the submarine seems to wink from the shelf fireplace, including that of my mother dressed as a reindeer and my father's riding a bicycle naked chased by officers.
make my decision: I'll give the submarine-car!
Moreover it takes?
go down in the garage and make space for the submarine.
I also find an old set of pots that I certainly come in handy.
The first step is to go find his friend Ringo Star.
Paul McCartney live too far away and business sense.
Ringo is definitely an inexperienced hand, has not even asked for royalties on the cookies that inspired him and his adventure with Postman color that he had mistaken for Grace Jones ...
get him to swap the Sottomarino Giallo dei Beatles con la mia vecchia batteria di pentole è così facile che quasi mi vergogno. Eppure lui è così convinto di aver fatto un affare che insiste per darmi anche Lassie, famoso cane-boomerang.
Certo quel giallo andava bene negli anni '60 ..ora girare per strada con un sommergibile di quel colore dà un pò troppo nell'occhio. Per fortuna ho una noce di cocco e dalla sua polpa so ricavare una vernice fantastica a cui riesco a dare una bellissima, e molto più discreta, tonalità di rosa.
Usando il guscio della noce di cocco e poche altre cose che avevo in tasca, costuisco anche delle ruote per il sommergibile e con quello mi dirigo alla seconda tappa del mio piano.
Raggiunta la casa di Sean Connery I wear the old hat on his head given to me by Mr. Crocodile Dundee and carry with me the whip Alba Parietti forgot at my house Thursday night.
endeavor to make my crooked smile, I explain to the old Harrison Ford and Sean that I seek for a new installment of the adventures of the father of Indiana Jones searching for the false teeth of Merlin in the basement of a retirement home in Venice, thanks to a submarine.
He smiles and nods, has already done something like that in a film that toured the canals of Venice on board the Nautilus.
With a worried look in the film ask me if there will be Richard Gere or, worse, George Clooney or Brad Pitt.
reassure him by explaining that the only star of international fame he will be male.
He asks me if there are sex scenes and who pays the viagra, I told him that she will not serve, or at least I hope so strongly. Fortunately, he is convinced seeing Lassie just before they fled to return home from Ringo. I begin to understand why he insisted so much to include it in the bargain.
Sean Connery, not denying his Scottish origins, claim a substantial contribution to the collections of the film. Agreement is to let him get the '83.37% of revenues in exchange for nuclear dell'allestimento who had retained from the movie "The Hunt for Red October." While we are saying that I have to sign a new contract that includes the clauses to its advantage, while I make him sign the submarine.
Even with a slight delay of 45 years, I finally got my Christmas present. Now only remains for me to understand that my father did in Bethlehem 2008 years ago! (Contributed by Hocus Pocus)

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Dear aspiring McGyver,

no, I have not given into hiding with a little fishing boat ... I just have some problems with internet connection (solved by any McGyver). This is the only reason for the lack of updates of that period ... do not be afraid!

Over the next few days everything should be back in place (hopefully good!) And over the Christmas period should intervene also in terms of graphics ... by the way, if anyone has any good idea about it, let me know via e-mail or here in the comments!

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24- Il family banker

"Be quiet dinner in your kitchen with an excellent stew and a raccoon sought Portorognè of '81, when a sudden knock at the door. And 'your family banker: Gianfausto and is very excited to inform you that because it has invested all your savings bonds. You stay right away very surprised, because you did not know that the family of James Bond had a listed company, taken by the enthusiasm but also uncorked a sparkling Sgancia to celebrate. The next morning

Gianfausto sends you a telegram warning them that unfortunately your bonds are worth less than Argentina and the paper they're printed: of course, was appalled. Captured by a slight tingling in hands, you decide that "appalled" is really too little for a family of bankers that level, and decides to go looking for the Cayman Islands. "

Unfortunately the telephone of the islands there are 12 Gianfausto Maria and I ran you do not want to waste more precious time to find him. Thankfully, to help you find you have with you: an old ticket of pools, the polenta and Uan.















A- (Biblical) ) Gianfausto, Gianfausto ... always the same, no doubt about it ... is this the way to repay me after I have always passed all the tasks of languages \u200b\u200bin elementary and middle? Yes, ok, they were all wrong and why we have rejected eight times, but it's the thought that counts and then, thanks to me you always passed by 10 to math and praise you for a career I also had to demonstrate compliant against the blonde ex-underwear model suffers from nymphomania to ensure the promotion ...

After a moment of confusion during which I could not comprehend this gesture I rushed to the airport where they had the usual problems of strikes of the crew who had already given me problems before. This time however, the resolution of the problem is easier than expected: While searching for a quick departure meeting un'escamotage Uan that recognizes me immediately, when we were both pretty famous I was a regular customer, was crazy about my drug-based Sacher cut Lysol ... with nothing but clean and beautiful inside out!
Talking of this and that I discovered that he was about to take his private jet but that he lacked the fuel which, of course, given the problems occurred in one of the previous episodes I've already ready to use (never enough foresight) . Easily persuaded him to accompany me to the Cayman Islands: the bottom is on the run too, as my dear friend Gianfausto due to some problems with the tax authorities, it seems that you forgot to pay some taxes once since he had a fight with Bonolis: both liked the Iervolino Uan ... Since then he lost his job at the television station and is forced to take pictures at the supermarket accanto a babbo natale che tuttavia riscuote un maggiore successo.
Durante il viaggio in aereo vengo a conoscenza dei suoi problemi finanziari e quando, una volta raggiunta la destinazione, mi rendo conto del notevole seguito che Uan ha ancora tra i figli (ormai trentenni) degli immigrati italiani alle isole Caiman, che si sono persi il suo declino mediatico, mi viene una brillante idea: ho in tasca una vecchia schedina, già giocata nel 1984 e, mentre lui è distratto, la divido in due, quindi gliene mostro metà dopo aver modificato la data. Uan che è rimasto un po' indietro con i tempi per colpa di alcol e sifilide non si accorge delle piccole variazioni nelle schedine fino all'epoca attuale e così lo convinco facilmente che il vero reason for my trip is to recover the missing half of the ticket is in hand to dear Gianfausto and, with the promise to split the winnings with him, convinces him to help me in my search for Gian. We divide his followers into groups of about twenty people each and give them a slice of polenta that contains a powerful laxative my invention: Gian is a known polentone the northeast (Zone Cepletischis) and absolutely can not resist the charm of that polenta almost impossible to find the Caiman. Our allies, posing as his new neighbors, presented themselves to him with the "present": the real Gianfausto can not resist and eats the polenta while it is still on the door, according to the plans, the group of fans Uan sent him into the bathroom calling as planned. Unfortunately, a few slices of polenta were lost due to the unforeseen presence of a fan club Udinese, but this does not affect us: it is important to have caught the real Gianfausto.
When I arrive at the place I check that my allies have done a great job tying it to the Water with toilet paper and glue as John teaches Art attack (and bravo John! A good apprentice, is also my favorite pupil was not that persists in not wanting to make more useful things such as explosives).

Now I'm facing Gianfausto contain A barely itching of the hands in the meantime has increased, as it should be: I do not understand yet because of this gesture, and then asked him: "Gianfausto, as one might say that James Bond's family moved to Argentina and my money are gone?" To which he replies "is not that Bond had failed and that the ..." I interrupt him: "How could you do me a thing? Bond I can not fail: their films are still great ... You are run off with my money ... how could you, kind of a Pharisee? ". Gianfausto: "What! Forgot terrible embarrassment that I've thrown ... well ... you made my wife!" ... After a moment of silence and reflection in which I wonder when Gianfausto has never married and then recollection of those time that there were marked in a mountain church, the same when I had sacrificed for his recruitment, I have come to learn that I had sacrificed with, unbelievably, unless ... his wife, what a terrible mistake!
"But I ... I did it for you! Was your employer ... I have made EXCLUSIVELY for your promotion!"
Gianfausto looks at me and moved to tears, hugs me praising my fraternal spirit of friendship: how many other friends would do the same?!

In the next episode entitled "flight from the Cayman Islands" to follow-various images that anticipate some of the scenes footage, you'll discover how our dear Mc Giver has succeeded to cope with Uan-Closing Credits. (Contributed by Pliny)

B- "I ran in the Cayman Islands" when I say to some of the islanders, the only answer I get is, "and you did well with the current climate!". Start to discourage me and I think I already put the explosive under the house of all twelve Gianfausto list. But suddenly, on an old sheet of newspaper in which the fish wrap, it is a face noto.Uan ... but sure, I had heard that he had escaped abroad with the money and were useless Bonolis attempts of the latter to become "Superpaolo for rintracciarlo.Ecco where he had fled the old face teddy ! Moreover Uan was always one with the hair on my stomach I decided to get help from him and put the rumor that I'm trying to give the matrix of our old winning at totocalcio.In past he and I were strong players, We always bet on the winner of the Festival tutto.Tranne Sanremo.Giocatori yes, no fools! They spend about six minutes after I put the rumor waving the ticket in front of a woman selling flower garlands on the street. I knew that my choice would have been giusta.La woman resembles in all respects to Cicciolina and, with a mouth like that, is better than using a megaphone! I said six minutes, and I'm surrounded by some plush pink, really ugly and down 'disreputable air, che senza tanti giri di parole mi portano dal loro capo.E' un piacere rivedere il vecchio Uan.Certo ha messo su qualche chilo e le rughe attorno agli occhi rivelano quanto tempo sia passato.La voce però è quella di sempre quando mi saluta allegro dicendo " McGyyyyy uhauhauha, vecchia sola ! Come stai ? E Bonolis ? Non è venuto qui con te vero ?".Mi racconta che i peluche rosa che mi hanno scortato sono tutti figli suoi e di Cristina D'Avena ma che, per fortuna, non hanno preso molto dalla madre. A parte la fastidiosa abitudine di cantare sotto la doccia. Negli ultimi venti anni Uan è diventato una personalità malavitosa di spicco alle isole Cayman, pur mantenendosi sempre nell'ombra per timore di essere rintracciato da Bonolis.Gli spiego che I'm looking for someone who has cheated me, and when he stops laughing, convinces him to help me in exchange for winning the football pools coupon played together in 1985 and never collected because of its timely fuga.La trap is ready.

My Family Banker s-confidence in the palace of Uan is drawn on the pretext of an invitation to dinner. The plan is simple, using the properties of some garlands of flowers Cicciolina prepare my "special" polenta. "Gian Fausto has always been greedy for" polenta and Osei. "Especially for" Osei "attitude that allowed him to be very strada.La fateful night, disguised as Cristina D 'Avena, I see him get in his elegant tuxedo rosa.Probabilmente worn in honor of Uan.O perhaps because here can freely express his inclinations, who knows?! Dinner starts and when he brushes the first course I'm ready to jump out of my disguise. Him paralyzed and with no desire to polenta spiked, tell me where I actually finished my soldi.Ho always knew that he had not really invested Bond.Chi James never would? I've seen the last movie! A Tavana no such dream of even if my writers! So I leave the dear Gianfausto the care of many children of Uan, all gay because of the trauma of having had childhood Cristina D ' Oats as a reference female, and I run to catch maltolto.Devo hurry, I I calculated that about fifteen minutes before you realize that the Uan ticket, even if it was really successful, it is a little more esigibile.Per not have to show me the Cayman Islands, not bad, I apologize I will send a coupon latest Uan . That played the other day with Bonolis.Anzi could almost save the stamp and also do it to him to bring directly to him. (Contributed by Hocus Pocus)

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23- L'impostore

"Some thieves thirsting for revenge against you have been introduced in the database of the supermarket where you usually go shopping every weekend and through the manipulation of loyalty card information obtained Confidential as: the name of your hairdresser's maiden name, how many times a day given to drink to the plants and what eats that big alligator that lives in your septic system. These unscrupulous individuals are planning to delete them and replace them with an accomplice, who, after being subjected to thousands of plastic surgery (from behind) as it resembles a drop of water. Once properly istruitolo decide to give it a try and send him to dinner by your grandmother. "

Coincidentally, however, that night you decide that you should go to visit her, since it is since 1984 that there see, so, as you enter the kitchen, you are faced impostor eating tortellini in broth. While your grandmother is in heaven, why did you go to see her twice in the same evening, you do not take it well at all and hired a duel to the death with the perpetrator. Fortunately, you have three very deadly weapons: a cactus-ball, a handful of pistachios and a USB cable.


















A- Dopo alcune ore arrivo a casa della nonna, non che abiti poi così lontano da dove vivo anzi a dire il vero siamo vicini di casa, ma nel raggiungerla ho perso un po’ di tempo per andare ad acquistare del vino in cartoccio giusto per non presentarmi a mani vuote e visto che c’ero ho risolto il problema che aveva il vecchio distributore di sigarette del tabaccaio che vive lì all’angolo e disinnescato un ordigno risalente alla seconda guerra mondiale con cui giocavano alcuni bambini al parco.

Giunto a casa della nonna vengo letteralmente travolto dalla sua vena euforica, poveretta, per la demenza senile non solo farnetica qualcosa riguardo al fatto che sarei andato a trovarla due volte nello stesso giorno ma scambiando il mio inseparabile cactus portafortuna per la mia faccia lo bacia per poi dirmi che è il caso che mi faccia la barba. Le strappo il cactus dalle mani e lo sostituisco con il cartone del tavernello che, ovviamente, la rende più che felice e mentre va a metterlo in fresco in cucina mi reco in sala da pranzo dove vedo niente popò di meno che... me medesimo... di spalle ma... pur sempre ME!!! Acc... questo non lo posso proprio sopportare: come è possibile che ci sia un mio sosia in casa della nonna? Un impostore? NO! Non possono assolutamente esistere due me... io sono l’unico e solo. Non resta che una cosa da fare: sfidarlo. Riempio bene d’aria i polmoni e lo chiamo “ehi tu!” si turns ... Nope I do not like that much ... I'm more lean and beautiful and then I do not have some idiot that smile on your face ... I challenge him to a fight to the death and I start in fighting position by launching the pistachios on the floor as soon begins to move in my direction. Of course, tumbling falls to the ground and I gain a few moments of calm and tranquility, precious seconds that allow me to tie the ball to the USB cable plugs (cactus), which, of course, start to spin in the air in performing stunts just before film disfigured by blows of the features of bat pinned and strangle him with the cord.

The grandmother who is rather short-sighted and ecstatic screams that I believe is showing in a dance in his honor and does not realize just about anything, even congratulated me for being a really model student in the school dance to which I joined last year as a Christmas present. Walk away with an excuse grandmother and I get rid of the corpse, so I substitute him and I shop for the infiltrate in order to get rid of the criminal organization that sent it. (Contributed by Nico)

B- My dear old mother, is worth a visit since he taught me to give birth to children with a magnet using the iron of the little bones of the child. She arrived I had to show him the badge that trip to Cobot Cove to ask my counterpart (as if you did not know already) if your machine is its double row because I'm doing fine. He fled to remove it, and on his return, threatened to hurt the beloved grandmother does not speak and I'll explain everything. He is too identified with the part and he loves the old as if it were his real grandmother then tells me everything. At that point, the grandmother, old but not stupid, it recognizes the way I do (all his teachings), take cable and cactus, connects them with the speed of a woman who connects cactus and USB cable, and throws them against the face of 'impostor not seeing more stumbles here and there to finish off the balcony thanks to my secret shot of legs crossing (also called tripping). Removed quell'impiccione finish the tortellini in brodo (il mio piatto preferito) e dopo andiamo insieme a sgominare l'organizzazione. facendomi passare per il loro collega. (inviata da Fr3d3r!ck)

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22- L'aeroporto

"Grande festa alla corte di Francia, un sms lapidario di un vostro fratello residente da anni in Europa vi annuncia che siete diventato zio di Oscar. Il nome vi risulta alquanto equivoco: sarà maschio o sarà femmina? Il messaggio non lo dice, ciononostante siete decisi a partire per fargli visita al più presto in modo da non sciupare l’opportunità di “lavorare” su un cervello immacolato e nuovo di zecca: al momento non avete figli e lui/lei potrebbe essere un vostro degno erede. Giunti all’aeroporto closer, which is to Skatafacius in Connecticut, but you are dealing with some problems too: the crew is on strike, the ground would be to fly to go on strike, planes have empty shells on the runway, we have a foot of snow, but above the bar have finished the sandwiches with mortadella and people are beginning wicked. "

You too have a little peckish and opt for a chocolate bar from the vending machine, but unfortunately you realize that there is only one and before you have three people: the driver Ambrose, Gabibbo and that nice girl who cares every time Andrew Howe.
Conquest finger is of vital importance, because the main ingredient of a well known fuel your manufacturing. Thank goodness you can count on three items of particular value: a wooden spoon, a guy dressed as a harlequin and a curious dolphin .

A - good, an heir, he I needed since I'm getting old. I must see him at once to understand what he is capable, and will not be any strike or some centimeter of snow to stop. First we have to take the bar. Arriving at the machine, in addition to 3 am in front of harlequin also provided: the spoon so the gift is taken for the cook of the crowd and then never see him again più.Fatto this, referring to the juliana Gabibbo that awaits him topless in the bathroom. He, horny like a penguin in front of a porno, run away from taking off after departure Gabibbo to run faster. I wear it and I say to Ambrose, who curiously is the driver of Gabibbo and has not seen the skit before, to fetch the SUV with snow plow integrated (my other invention by combining 10 yard paddle made for the same Gabibbo) to clear the track. Only two went to that big break is ... uh ... nice ragazzza which has already ordered the finger and is expected to go down.

Check the machine, and I say to the girl who won a trip to France with me (I'm always Gabibbo) but we must start now, and not even give the time to take the bar because I put in front of us, and stealth move, be my own snacks. She is hesitant and when he sees that I'm going to offer the trip to Andrew Howe had just arrived, agrees to make the n-th despite the athlete. When you arrive at check-in, the clerk brings us to simply making him the autograph (big fan of Gabibbo), where we find ourselves on track. Here we are meeting two pilots and a hostess really nice, too, fans of the doll designed by Antonio Ricci, we would leave immediately if not for the snow. I say no problem, I call Ambrose tested with the whistle of Will Smith and I clear the runway. Now we can finally leave, and this time I will be well in the company. The dolphin will be my gift to Oscar, who I hold in my life in the aircraft during the journey and floods the bathroom, and bolted with my luggage nice and heavy. (Contributed by Fr3d3r! Ck)

B- I read carelessly the SMS from my brother, we do not speak praticamente più da quando ho scoperto di essere figlio unico. Tuttavia, la notizia mi incuriosisce. Questo o questa Oscar potrebbero essere il nipote che non ho a causa dell'inesistenza di mio fratello. Certo, c'è qualcosa che mi sfugge in tutto ciò. Potrei chiedere chiarimenti ai miei genitori se non si ostinassero a dirmi che non hanno figli. Rileggo con maggiore attenzione il messaggio, e poi ancora finché, fraintendendone il senso capisco di essere invitato alla Corte di Francia per l'assegnazione di un Oscar. In fondo me lo merito. Quale migliore occasione per fare un favore al mondo regalando a Monica Bellucci un apparecchietto di mia invenzione che migliora la dizione e le capacità recitative ? Certo l' apparecchietto è anche in grado di risolvere il problema delle carestie, ma la recitazione della Bellucci è una piaga di gran lunga più grave e ha la precedenza. Ne sto giusto parlando in aeroporto con un tizio vestito da Arlecchino che mi segue da un pò con un delfino sottobraccio, quando scopro che gli aerei non decollano per l'ennesimo sciopero del personale di volo aizzato dal solito sindacalista che li esorta a smettere di avere la testa tra le nuvole e di restare con i piedi per terra. Non è un problema, tanto quando mai si è visto un aeroporto senza sciopero ? Ogni volta porto con me il necessario per fabbricarmi da solo il combustibile.

Il problema della neve è presto risolto, mi basta sussurrare al sindacalista che ho un certo quantitativo di "neve" get rid of that. You know how these politicians are. We also gain some money and with that I head for the nearest chocolate bar. With the bologna sandwiches I would get a better fuel, but unfortunately I feel that they are completed. As I always say "you know how to arrange." The vending machine is a single row and there is precious finger. Fortunately recognize Ambrose, known dealer of sweets, and I came up with the spoon that I carry with me forever. Air angels tell him that his Countess, which today is considered overweight, decided to go on a diet of porridge and I have to hand them the spoon. With a flash in the left eye Ambrose, fearing dismissal if the Countess riuscirà a liberarsi della dipendenza dai dolciumi, si impossessa del cucchiaio e corre via cercando di arrivare in tempo per sostituire il semolino della sua padrona con del budino alla crema.
Passo al Gabibbo ventilando l'idea che un'aspirante velina lo cerca per fargli vedere la sua agilità in acqua ..senza costume. Lui corre via alla ricerca della candidata prima ancora che io specifichi che si tratta del delfino curioso.
Facile indicare alla simpatica ragazza il tipo vestito da Arlecchino e dirle che si tratta di Andrew Howe che ha deciso di travestirsi così per non farsi riconoscere, e fregare ancora, da lei.
Dimentica della barretta, la ragazza va a tormentare l'Arlecchino che così la smette di seguirmi e mi lascia libero di possession of Barret and make my fuel.
The rest is a breeze.
Resist, soon Bellucci will play better than Bette Davis! (Contributed by Hocus Pocus)

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Dear Friends McGyver,

technical and tactical reasons for not depending on my will, I will be very difficult to update the blog in the coming days and probably even during the next week , so do not worry! I'll be back soon, in the meantime some aspect of your great solutions!

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21- Zia Jessica

"Your dear Aunt Jessica wrote to you a tearful letter, which asks you to immediately reach Cobot Cove. One of his neighbor, Mr. Sola, of clear Italian origin, was brutally murdered by blows to her ice cream cone and poking his nose into Confidential surveys of the local police, the sheriff has put on the trail of the murderer. Wrong. The killer is the local gang leader, a man who can play the sax upside down, but the sheriff is on the trail of a dangerous serial killer in Lower Bavaria. "

The fate of her aunt that you are more enterprising in your hands. And 'she who has taught many of the things you never wanted to know and you can not abandon it to its fate. To unmask the real murderess Mr. Sola and save Aunt Jessica you bring these three items: a bit 'of cash, a (bad) tile and mole.





















A- Oh dear aunt, Jessica, is a lot that I did not feel. Since I have nothing to do delivery to Cobot Cove, but just got in the car I realized that, in this country do not even know existed. But I hear that instead of the mole knows him well (as is his place of birth) and in exchange for cash and the promise not to disclose his identity to the other competitors, I do lead to the destination. Once in Cobot Cove, threatens to reveal all its secrets if I return the money, she tries to fight back and I lie down with a "tile" in the head. After cutting my hands with a bill so that it has the distinctive form of letters to form and use the word "Police". Paste everything in my wallet with my saliva, which shows the sheriff. I do not see much convinced until the approach my notes remaining. Now the sheriff is one of ours, and (are always one of his superiors with the badge) to stop Aunt Jessica as a potential suspect, convincing the My view psychology.
With Aunt "safe" I go to the ringleader, at that time is the afternoon nap, and grating on the face with my trusty boxcutter the tile so it looks like to me, so when I arrive (in disguise), the sheriff and the mole, the latter, eager to avenge the blow suffered, she attacked the fake me with all his forces causing terror in the man who confesses with the sheriff's prayer cell and then put it in safe the angry mole.

The case was closed earlier in the evening and Aunt Jessica, who released immediately after the arrest of the killer, forgives us because basically we did our job. In the end, bastard as I am also revealed to the public the identity of our friendly friend, causing a drastic decrease of plays and the failure of the project (which I never even liked). Until next time! (Contributed by Fr3d3r! K)

B- Aunt Jessica, the usual meddling! Whenever the next murder (and god knows how many daughters have killed) I have to pull out of trouble! On the other hand without her I would not know how to build an anti-aircraft using a rolling pin kitchen and 2 cups of sand ... so vado.Per first step from Italy, where do I get my old friend Simona Ventura to exchange my Talpa with its famous Island. Without this fetch Vladimir Luxuria, I come in handy / a. I then save the sheriff in Bavaria, this has not seen a woman since 1976, when it happened by accident on a film set at red lights. Taking advantage of its cataract, slits for Luxuria Miss Oktober Fest, he may fall, falls in love and runs away with her / him. Who knows what a surprise under the covers ...!
Vado Cobot Cove and then withdrawn from ATMs all banknotes of Monopoly that I have on my account. I realize that is not enough, why do two laps of the city, passing by Via and thus gaining additional 40,000 pounds (U.S. ?!?). I can now buy the electrical company, as well as the water company that allows me to double i guadagni se uno finisce sulla casellina. Ora devo solo trovare il boss locale. Lo riconosco subito dalla bocca insolitamente enorme, necessaria per suonare un sax a rovescio. lo pedino fino a casa e la mattina successiva mi presento come tecnico elettricista per un controllo. Lui mi fa entrare e si rimette a far colazione, alché io suggerisco:"ci vorrebbe una merendina da mangire col latte; vuole un tegolino?" e gli porgo la tegola. Lui ride tantissimo per questa esilarante battuta ed io ho il tempo di collegare la corrente al suo sax. A questo punto gli chiedo una performance sonora come pagamento e lui, convinto di risparmiare qualche dollaro, accetta; grazie alla corrente a 220 volts si produce in un assolo strepitoso che fa sbiancare anche jimmy Hendrix; poi is reduced to ashes. It 's done. The drawn through the vacuum cleaner to leave no traces and go celebrate with her aunt, who is already taking the new neighbor, the John Fitzgerald Kennedy. (Contributed by giovane_skywalker)

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"You have arranged for a romantic evening dinner by candlelight with a very special girl, which, however, can not remember the name, because you have invited by dialing a random number from your address book entitled "Women 2008 Free for all occasions." The wait anxiously for the eight o'clock, but at seven cinquatanove, you leave your sister in custody indefinitely her twins (which I still love it because of puzzle). Desperate, you realize that Halloween is just randomly when you notice that the two are well disguised: from a Power Ranger and the other from Care Bears. Both have a bag of cardboard to collect the sweets and expect to beat the carpet the area throughout the night to fill them. "

The dinner has become a mirage, but after dinner is to be saved at all costs. Unfortunately, live in open country and the first neighbor is 30 km. and a former senior originally from Louisiana who literally goes to sleep with the chickens will not be easy to please her grandchildren. Thankfully, though, you have at your fingertips : a shovel, a buckskin and a Furby.

















A- Ah, first unmount the Furby, a microchip to add craftsmanship of the cold fusion cell that I always stay in the drawer and the bass voice. In short I have a hairy version of Robocop. rename it (Right) Furbycop and give him instructions because ports around the little children, to defend them and looting and can find anything useful. Children are excited about the new friend and I let them go. At the time that the family moves away, is the woman of your appointment. The

accommodate but I have not prepared anything for dinner. Remedied immediately, holding out his buckskin Miss, saying that its original owner is in them which cooks forno.Lei is obviously a vegetarian, and I said to prefer a diet coke. I'm not even that, and as soon lose patience, retrieving the shovel and smashing his skull. I know it's a bad thing, but I hate vegetarians make me a ... Always with a shovel digging a pit in the living room, concealed the woman (which I have never said his name, I'll be safe with police), not before making her scalp. With the deerskin and the scalp of the blonde, I disguise from Platinette and thanks to the GPS installed in Furbycop reach their grandchildren for an evening the whole trick-trick by a brutal casino near home of the hated old man. (Contributed by megres)