"You're coming home when you remember that San Rascal and is therefore the name day your trust raccoon, among other things that bear a direct descendant of the homonymous sowed death and destruction in an animated cartoon of the 80s. They had promised a new hair dryer in active ions to eliminate once and for all the electricity on his coat and allow it to return safely to bathe in the beloved Mississippi River without dying electrocuted. Unfortunately, there are forgotten and it is damn late: the stores are all closed, the model you got for Christmas is not the caretaker of that type and also have modified it to him to receive free pay-TV and you can not go home on the sly because Rascal has heard up. "
There remains only one solution: build an instantly. In the dashboard of the car you have (obviously) some items that are for you: your cell phone, a globe and a large fig tree.
A- Indeed Rascal has a point. .. I have disappointed once when I promised that special waxing kits that but then I had to use to clear a quarter of the Amazon ... it was so bad! Ok, then get to work!
Unroll the globe with ease, and then attack Japan with three carroarmatini from Kamchatka. This allows me to take a card: Draw the gun. Bob Marley now just gives me one of his, but I have other things to think and take a classic that will be my hairdryer. Now I just have to make shots instead of active ions explosive balls (which is also very active ones) in these effects would lead to some burning on the surface of Rascal ... as well as dust, of course. I am now an idea: my phone has a lithium battery and lithium ion battery is one! Then I open the phone, and untap the battery to the battery (which as everyone knows is a liquid, this market also without sugar) into the seat inside the cannon. Then I position the lock-screen keyboard of the mobile phone connected to the fuse, so you have an interface for selecting programs. I enter the T9 to make software more flexible.
Now I just need a mechanism of power: Rascal does not smoke so never has the lighter in his pocket. Look what I have left in a rucksack and a large fig tree known now: I can be me, because what I have before me is actually a mirror. The curved face so that the light converge at a single point on the fuse, which will reach temperatures solar. In this way each time the appliance will result in an increase in global temperature of 0.1 degrees, but the lighting of the fuse and the resulting explosion of active ions, according to the selected program, wipe the surface of Rascal and all beings in the path of 6 km radius for finish the job, position the gun-dryer on the pedestal of the globe, so as to obtain an ergonomic and comfortable.
then I start at home, proud of my 53 kg of active ion hair dryer! (Contributed by Giovane_skywalker)
B-Son them that I'm thinking about how desperately not to disappoint my beloved teddy bear, I think you think, not knowing which way to turn now to the limit stress, = = Crack, slibera me and suddenly lucid mind, and I distinctly remember what I was hideously fucking on the 'bear the carton 80. With that 'odious and insipid canzononcina "... comes Rascal, the' my friend ...".
My face suddenly changed expression, an evil sogghignetto appears on the lip on the right side, rather than by facial hemiparesis Stallone, and increases as I begin to think about how to finally make him pay for all those afternoons robbed a young age, Mazinga Jeeg and healthy as cartoons, which were to give way to those 'filthy sheets. Return to the home, and I say to the nice teddy bear "Hello beautiful!, You know I have said, now there 's a New to dry the fur of raccoons. "I explain to the mouse-shaped hairy bear fake microplantigradi dishwasher only for the new system is in 'drying hair naturally. Then I convinced to go up (hiding his devilish grin) on the world map, which attached to the wall, not on the table height allows him to run in place to dry, and say that before I put a fig tree as a reward for hard work, to catch an athletic leap as soon as you feel dry .
As he begins to run, in a creative impetus, and in fact in a flash, the drive behind the seat, height globe, the mobile phone with the 'antenna in the direction of "der ass Bucio, a carpet of nails tips pointing towards the 'high around the globe and the fig tree, and a small direct current motor connected to the spinning globe, which will continue to run it. I look at him and finally revealing my satisfied smile slyly, I say 'm' you broke my dick for years?, Emmo nottatina you take a nice stroke. Tomorrow I turn.
While I move away then, I turn around, looked at him sorry I approached, I extract the shooting and agile 'lubricator for oiling the' metal bar running on the globe, whispering "emmi want to break the bales with mica'm creaking all night?".
away, laughing coarsely while I enjoy the feeling of waiting for all the tasty revenge 'adolescence. (Contributed by Skhammy)
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