"In a dark and stormy night you're drunk in a downtown bar in the company of some high school classmates (who have not seen for years because of your decision to stop with the studies and ninth grade), a tabby cat with problems of obesity and the club owner, Mr. Marrabbio, eventually marrying night time his caregiver Bergamo. You are now on their honeymoon in the south-east of Cambodia with the draft of Platinette that Russia still has your back, producing the monstrous sounds similar to those of the fingers of Mazinger Z in the closed door of a Fiat Ritmo. "
understand which is the right time to cut the rope, but as free from the grip without waking up the sweet wife? the firm (as always, on the other hand) is difficult, but fortunately did not ever go to bed: two cups of milk, two lollipop shaped like a heart and a wooden barrel from the top-secret contents.
A- my best to explain plan will have to reveal the contents of the cask. Inside Samantha is a beautiful Brazilian girl 1.80 m high is grim with me as a young student of my school of survival "How do I live with a knife." Meanwhile, I do slip into the barrel using the whale milk glasses, Samantha, warm, mouth, lollipops (and for a strange reason I could not concentrate well) that will serve to weld the cap from the barrel will go overboard with the destination: the south pole. For the rest I managed to free himself with the divorce by a court of the place, seeing, especially that thing, everything, I accepted the request and he immediately tried blaming my wife that I now have to shell out € 1500 month by the South African Emergency Base (located just to the south pole). For the rest of the journey I have made merry with Samantha (I'll bring photos). (Contributed by dodisnake)
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