Sunday, February 28, 2010

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Dialogoi Oi (version Some Like It Hot)


... or at least globally warmed.

Day 1:

Patient: "Well, Doctor?"

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I do not have good news. As we feared, and as I had anticipated, and lung cancer ... no, put the cigarette away, I do not think at the moment, and then to the hospital and No smoking. The first thing to do, in fact, it would stop completely. "

P: "Cancer?"

Q: "I'm afraid so. Now I do not want information overload, but it is important to keep in mind that we identified in its early stage and that there are several treatment options open, they give us a good chance of ... "

P:" What kind of cancer ?

Q: "Pardon?"

P: "I mean, it is a squamous epithelioma? Adenocarcinoma? Maybe a small cell bronchial carcinoma? "

D:" Well, it is virtually impossible to tell without a biopsy, for now I think Convenga focus on ... "

P:" What, me a cancer diagnosis, I started already talking therapies and not even tell me what is cancer? I'm sorry but I do not think very professional. What information has to be it really cancer? "

Q:" But the X-rays, the marker, the analysis of blood ...."

P: "All methods, she is a man of science teaches me, error-prone, no? Do not you think before you make myself care painful and dangerous for my health, as well as destructive to my lifestyle, it should at least be certain that cancer is it? "

D:" Well, really I think the important thing would be for you to begin to deal with it ...."

P: "I will address it when I'm not sure that she is destroying my life to empty as it does to that of false-positive 3 percent every year diagnose cancer without letting us feel "

D:" Anyways, 'Look, how about if we do a biopsy on Monday morning and we rise to the doubt? "

P:" Monday is possible, I have a lot of work, also wants to destroy my career and my outlook with these stories of cancer and life-threatening diseases? "

D:" Tuesday? Wednesday? "

P:" I'll know "

Q:" But at least stop smoking! "

P:" No way, it seems absurd that its claim to radically alter my lifestyle in the name of a threat that seems to me quite frankly very smoky. Goodbye "


Day 8:

Q: "So how are you?"

P: "Very well, I feel in perfect condition"

D: "Well, a positive attitude is very important in this type of disease"

P: "Well, what kind of disease, exactly?"

D: "A cancer, believed that what we were talking about?"

P: "Well, I wanted it right there, Doctor, I'm aware, and I discovered that there is a vast body of opinion of people who are skeptic about the idea of \u200b\u200bcancer"

Q: "... uh?"

P: "Sure. I know there are those who maintain that the cancer does not exist and it is simple fungal infections? That some argue that cancer is a perfectly natural phenomenon and the chemotherapy to kill the patient? Did you know that the Mayans and Aztecs did not have cancer? What you do not know a single case of Neanderthal man who died of cancer? "

Q:" But they had no doctors to diagnose it, they were ... "

P:" Well, I wanted it right there: does it not seem strange that to diagnose cancer, doctors are always and only, ie the people who have most to gain, in public funding and prestige from this mysterious 'cancer threat'? "

Q:" Excuse me, who should be diagnosed, a surveyor?

P: "It's not the point, the diagnosis should be persons who have no interest in that cancer exists in reality or in the collective psyche. But to diagnose it are always these 'researchers' of these institutions' cancer', and are always talking about 'sti cursed Crusader campaigns against smoking, which have their own agenda, their hidden objectives that have nothing to do with cancer and that merely seek to impose on society and the criminalization of smoking cigarettes "

D:" Yeah, ok, whatever he wants, but she continues to have a mass in the lungs and spit blood when he gets up every morning, and smokes two packs of cigarettes a day "

P:" Well, just that, his famous 'mass' so that the edges sfocati, mentre un tumore dovrebbe essere una massa compatta e sostanzialmente diversa dai tessuti circostanti... Come é possibile?"

D: "Beh, questo dipende dalla radiografia, non può aspettarsi che sia precisa come un disegno. Se vogliamo, vede qui, anche le ossa sono leggermente sfocate ai bordi...."

P: "Ecco, e questo non significa forse che una radiografia é un sistema di gran lunga troppo rudimentale e impreciso per diagnosticare qualcosa di importante come un cancro? Mi sembra che alla fine tutto quello che lei ha in mano sia una serie di assunzioni poco giustificate ed un sacco di propaganda della lobby antifumo"

D: (sospiro) "Va bene... facciamo una TAC? Una risonanza magnetica?"

P: "Both, perhaps, who knows that this time we can not find something compelling to support his theories ..."


Day 22:

Q: "So, these are the plates of CT and MRI of these ...."

P: "We're going to get worse, sir."

D: "Oh, I'm sorry to hear it, but if he refuses any kind of therapy and continues to smoke two packs a day ..."

P: "No, I mean, we always worse with his theory of 'cancer'. I do not see anything definitive here, the images are absolutely incomprehensible to me"

D: "Yes, they are difficult to interpret .. .

P: "Playing? Aha! Here we go again! Every time she claims to have irrefutable evidence in hand we have to reduce to 'interpret' hazy and incomprehensible things, every time you doctors will arrogate the privilege of making a diagnosis on the basis of factors that only you claim to understand, obviously with the support the anti-smoking lobby and the billions who managed to extort a public too gullible! I'm sorry but I'm not there to lend me your game, goodbye! "


Day 45:

D:" Oh, hi, I did not think to see more, is finally convinced that something is wrong? "

P : (waving a stack of paper) "That's her! This time I have in my hand, dear doctor, she and the entire lobby cancrista / smoke! You know what these are? "

D:" Uh ... no "

P:" They are the sheets on which I printed out his e-mail correspondence with the primary clinic, a friend who works in the computer room of the hospital passed me! "

Q:" But really ... I think one thing at least illegal, my correspondence is private ... "

P:" And we believe that the want to keep private! Look here, here are all evidence of fraud against me who tried to plot! Look here! Read! 'I applied the trick he had advised me to eliminate background noise in X-rays and make sharper the edges of the mass, I hope this is enough to convince the patient that there is mass really ...'. All his diagnosis is based on a trick, she admits it himself! He used tricks to convince me that I had cancer! And this! 'The biopsy is inconclusive ...'. Inconclusive! We recognize? She admits that the biopsy is inconclusive, "

D:" Yes, of course, in the sense that it was not sufficient to determine the type of cancer ...."

P: "And what did he answer his primary? 'After a month we do not know what kind of cancer has this poor man. All this is not scientific, is a caricature of the idea of \u200b\u200bmedicine! '. It is not science, not medicine, says his own primary! Where is the end of his complacency now where would be his famous 'cancer'? "(coughs, spits blood into a handkerchief)

Q:" Do you need help? "

P:" This is not near me! I'm fine, I "(leaves, slamming the door)


Day 75 (the funeral)

Friend:" Eh, has shown great courage, he laughed in his face to the disease until the end. You know what I always said? 'Cancer, for me, does not exist'. He smoked forty cigarettes a day until the end. If only she had some medical authorities, instead of the beast that he could not understand what was wrong ... "

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